Here’s to all you anti-stormwater utility people out there as the efforts have actually taken some form, primarily local badass Ray Gilbert filing a lawsuit; we are still waiting for action from the “where do I sign” crowd.
Drink up, Miner Maniacs, because Stephon “I didn’t know dat nigga was in my closet” Jackson announced he will be staying at UTEP for another year. We never thought a single individual could be, or appear to be smarter than an entire agency. In this case, when the El Paso Sheriff’s Department and its acting reps could not simply tell Stefon that his cousin was a wanted felon before questioning him of his whereabouts, we’ve gotta pop open a few quarts. You guys saved saved the season!
Here’s to government secrecy at the local level. City Council realized it was breaking one of its own rules as soon as they made it a rule: using electronic communication devices during meetings. The issue came up again and they decided the rule was necessary since they were all breaking it. Get those open records requests ready.
Have another round sci-fi lovers, because your film festival has been cancelled.
More Dos Equis & Corona! Violence in Juarez is popping off like the tops of drunk, female HS grads will be this weekend. Reminder: 17 is legal in Texas.
Here’s to all the high school grads; congrats on doing something you are supposed to do. Hopefully, you will go to college, get a degree within 4 years and be productive citizens.
Break out some Dom for the Don of local news anchors, as Gary Warner gave his final newscast. You and your ’stache will be remembered, Gary.
Finally, on this Memorial Day weekend, here’s to the memory of all those who have died serving our country (that’s the United States of America, not Mexico).

-Avocadoan Staff