“El Paso” - Defined by the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=el+paso
Couple of excerpts, first the bullshit:
A crumbling metropolis spread over two countries, actually El Paso/Juarez, with some of the finest women and hottest food in the country. Lots of strip joints, low violent crime rate, very cheap weed, and one angry fucking cracker named Scott Durbin who’s tired of motherfuckers talking shit about his home.
Bob, what did you do when you saw the hitch hikers in Mexico?
I El Paso.
A city located in west Texas, southern New Mexico, northern Mexico, and the ninth circle of Hell. It’s primary import is souls which it sucks out of its inhabitants like a 100 square-mile hoover in black hole mode. The only thing El Paso has on ground-zero Hiroshima is that some of the people speak english but why you would want to try to speak to any of the ugly, half-wit, embarrassments to evolution I cannot even begin to fathom. The city is best seen from I-10 at high speed in your rearview mirror.
A sprawling stain of concrete, dirt, liqour stores, and angry people who yell at you in a language you can’t even understand.
Some good stuff:
We, the people of El Paso. El Paso is what we make it. Don’t give people a reason to trash talk our city by being only the best you can be. Ask not what El Paso can do for you, but what you can do for El Paso. Stop being selfish and greedy and think about what legacy you shall leave for your grand city. You can be a traitor or a patriot. The choice is simple if you ask me.
What I want to know is, when did Gary Warner start posting on urbandictionary.com? So many aliases.
-gabem
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