Jul 17, 2008
Tips to avoid getting Parra’d
Yeah, we know he’s involved in a lot more with all the public corruption in town, but what the hell. We want to help you avoid those sneaky obscenity and porn charges. Let the rest sort itself out.
- Tell Xavier, Thom, Kyan, and Carson that your work email is strictly for work purposes only. “Pigs at the Trough,” “Gay Dad and Son Sex,” and “Bondage Muscle Daddy” should all definitely be sent to your Gmail account.
- Ask the Probate clerk out on a date, yes her. Use a paper bag.
- End your Farmboy of the Month Club membership, the screen savers and desktop wallpaper might give you away.
- Avoid using your G-Spot tickler, or pearl panther as a paperweight around the office.
- Stop boasting about your skin flute playing prowess, we know what that means.
- Familiarize yourself with NBC’s To Catch a Predator. Chris Hansen is not your friend.
- Straight up, become a ladies man.
-Avocadoan Staff
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adrianeux
I currently live in LA by way of Austin, originally from El Pizzo. This site is a true sign of a burgeoning (and absolutely necessary) young professional revolution… who knows how long it will take, but I’m proud of you, dammit.
Refreshing to know there are like minds underneath the star on the mountain.
I’m posting a link on my blog.
Jul 30th, 2008
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