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Apr 20, 2009

Cacamole: 4/20/09 (cloud of smoke) Lozano, Acosta, Strelz, crotch shots

  • Emma Acosta (District 3 Incumbent) has now threatened to challenge Alejandro Lozano’s (challenger) citizenship in retaliation to Lozano’s original residency dispute.  We called Mr. Lozano and he regretfully said, “I am no longer going to shallenge Rep. Acosta.”
  • A poll of a few people shows that the lack of good looking individuals running for office will keep the voting numbers low this time around, lower than usual.
  • After beefing with Lisa D., Strelzin begs Alamo Auto Supply for more work.  Says he’s been saving a few good Baby’s for a rainy day.
  • Group of El Pasoans declare war on Austin, Rep Susie Byrd mistakes this for a war on Autism.  Reps Steve Ortega and Beto O’Rourke left on wrong side of the argument.
  • A gratuitous crotch shot was the real star of last night’s ABC-7 Xtra, forward to 2:54 in.  Camel-toe?  You make the call.

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