Apr 29, 2009
Cacamole: The Politics of Dancing, KDBC’s Nichole Ayoub, Swine, NPT, and The Savard Snuggle Factor
- After pissing off a bunch of El Pasoans, aspiring professional dancer Mayo Alanen has attempted to make peace with the city whose residents felt dissed last week. In an interview with a blogger from The El Paso Times, Mayo proclaimed his El Paso pride. This serves as evidence of the increasing importance of the Hispanic vote. After completing the interview, Times employees were heard snickering, “Those fuckers at the Tree won’t know what hit ‘em.”
- KDBC decides to go off the air until Nichole Ayoub returns from having her litter. Reports say that her face was the only really good one worth showing, especially after Gene Savard left. The Savard Snuggle Factor is currently in a state of inflammation.
- Silvestre Reyes is ashamed that anybody would suggest closing the Texas-Mexico borders over the recent hybrid flu scare. Explained that he would not be supporting “Operation Hold the Swine ™.”
- NPT asks a few hot chicks and random metrosexuals how much they are willing to pay for The El Paso Times.
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