Cacamole 5/27/2009: Capitol “Hills” and Gay People
Our apologies for the constipation.
In an attempt to mimic Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag/Pratt of MTV’s The Hills, there is drama brewing on Capitol Hill.
Reps. Marisa Marquez and Norma “I finally graduated college” Chavez are apparently feuding. The use of extremely shitty typing in the text message might be Chavez’s attempt at dumbing down (or possibly up) to show her constituents she is just like them. OMG.
On a related note, expect David K. to write another “I hate Norma” post regarding the topic soon. And if the article ends up on Newspaper Tree, expect him to blog about it being on Newspaper Tree.
In other drama, it is rumored that the oh-so-divisive issue of gay marriage may result in two opposite parts of El Paso uniting. In response to the demonstration held in favor of gay rights Downtown, the ignorant and uneducated conservatives of El Paso’s East Side (or as its residents call it, East Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyud!!!) and Lower (Mission) Valley have realized they have something in common with the WASPy, religious zealots of the West Side. “We don’t agree on much, or anything at all, but we’re all insecure when it comes to gay people we don’t even know getting married,” said one member of the potential alliance.
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