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This Is Just Too Gay

Couldn't come up with a better title, some ideas were: Gays Need Someone Who is Gay to Speak on Their Behalf Non-Gays Really Letting Their Gay Hair Down In the meantime, two new bridges have now been built to cross between the US and Mexico.  One on the west side and one in the Riverside HS area.  Half of the lanes are closed.  People overwhelmingly agree, they'd rather not care about ...

Cacamole 5/27/2009: Capitol “Hills” and Gay People

Our apologies for the constipation. In an attempt to mimic Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag/Pratt of MTV's The Hills, there is drama brewing on Capitol Hill. Reps. Marisa Marquez and Norma "I finally graduated college" Chavez are apparently feuding. The use of extremely shitty typing in the text message might be Chavez's attempt at dumbing down (or possibly up) to show her constituents she is just like them. ...

Flaunting Progressive Slant, Newspaper Tree Home Page Disses Acosta

With the election over (aside from run-offs) and possibly not feeling the need to be nice, Newspaper Tree has apparently dissed re-elected Rep. Emma Acosta. On their homepage (as seen below), Newspaper Tree mentions all but one winner from Saturday night's election. Maybe beating Lozano is like an adult winning at musical chairs, or getting a medal at the Special Olympics.

In Attempt to Lure Youth, Media Outlets Mimic Rap

Throughout the history of rap music, a good beef has always been an attention-getter. No, we are not talking about the kind of beef you wrap in a butter-soaked tortilla and consume every morning. We are talking about the beef that has produced such hits as "Ether" and "Takeover" from Nas and Jay-Z, respectively, but has also ended in the deaths of Tupac Shakur and Notorious ...

El Paso Goes for ABC Trifecta

By now, you've probably heard that ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" will be coming to the Sun City, sending West Side housewives and male patrons of The Percolator into a frenzy. And just last night, ABC featured an local international Port of Entry on "Homeland Security USA." What you may NOT have heard, is that a THIRD ABC show will be filming in the Sun City. ABC's ...

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