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You Voted Your Little Hearts Out

Funny things occur on primary election night in El Paso, Texas.  Let's name a few.  A dud, yes a dud named Larry Medina, received 10% of the votes even after he tried removing his name from the ballot and wanted out of the race.  Gilbert Sanchez, another dud who has been named in the biggest corruption scandal in El Paso's history ransacked his race and is taking it ...

“Put it to a vote!” “She’ll never be beat!”

Those are among the things that small minded individuals have been spouting lately in EP.  Can any of you feel that?  It's people organizing, it's wheels in motion.  It's called a movement.  Smells good, don't it?  This movement is for anybody who feels that some elected officials in El Paso have been dead weight and have not represented Jack, and his homegirl.  This movement is for anybody who ...

Flaunting Progressive Slant, Newspaper Tree Home Page Disses Acosta

With the election over (aside from run-offs) and possibly not feeling the need to be nice, Newspaper Tree has apparently dissed re-elected Rep. Emma Acosta. On their homepage (as seen below), Newspaper Tree mentions all but one winner from Saturday night's election. Maybe beating Lozano is like an adult winning at musical chairs, or getting a medal at the Special Olympics.

Melina Castro Supporters throw out Classic EP Chant

For the chant, fast forward to 3:31. Rhymes with "frijolero." Also at 9:00, name that drink. Rick Cabrera does his best Jimmy Fallon impersonation throughout. Can you tell that Estela wants to slap him?

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El Paso Goes for ABC Trifecta

By now, you've probably heard that ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" will be coming to the Sun City, sending West Side housewives and male patrons of The Percolator into a frenzy. And just last night, ABC featured an local international Port of Entry on "Homeland Security USA." What you may NOT have heard, is that a THIRD ABC show will be filming in the Sun City. ABC's ...

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