Reasons to Drink 4/6-4/12
Good:
Some O’Doul’s for the Del Valle boys soccer team! Good job on becoming State Champs for the second time in four years, gentlemen.
We brought some for you, too, Socorro Bulldogs Baseball. Congrats on being ranked 18th in the nation.
Here’s to you, Natasha Lacy & Izabella Piekarska for being drafted into the WNBA, and a great season from the Lady Minders overall.
Pour some for the U.S. Women’s National soccer team for continuing their dominance across the border.
Get an extra drink, City Council! Tommy Lee Jones shares your sentiment on the border wall. Among other things, he calls it “bullshit.”
Bad:
You might want to switch to alcohol, all you crystal meth users. Several local media outlets are partaking in a campaign called “Crystal Darkness.” We’re on to you! Hey, that crystal meth stuff looks pretty cool, AND easy to make!
Order another round, business owners! Your property appraisal just came in from your friends at the CAD, and the average increase was 23%.
Drink up, American Airlines passengers! You might be here in El Paso for a while, given that all of American Airlines’ flights out of El Paso were cancelled Thursday & Friday.
You might not want to buy that extra round. First your water bill goes up, then the CAD says your home is worth 10% more than it was last time, and NOW El Paso Electric Co. approved a surchage which will result in an average increase of $1.86. The surcharge, however, will only be in place for 12 months.
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