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Reasons to Drink! 5/11-5/17

Sorry about last week, but these gas & food prices are taking a toll. Luckily, my tax rebate stimulus check came in, so let’s go:

Here’s to Lady Miner Izabella Piekarska for making the Sacramento Monarchs’ roster.

Let’s use some block grants to buy the next round because the City’s Department of Community & Human Development has been recognized for its use of block grants.

One for Emma Acosta & one for Naomi Gonzalez, who will be going at it in a runoff for District 3. Nothing beats a good catfight. Let’s duke it out, ladies!

Pour out a bottle of tequila, as Juarez police officials are dropping like flies, both from the face of the Earth and the police force.

El Paso’s public corruption scandal celebrated it’s one-year anniversary, here’s to at least one more year.

Once again, UTEP (or JUTEP to our good friend Rep. Reyes) has been named a top school for Hispanics.

Here’s to you stormwater fee! You escaped another obstacle thanks to a 4-3 vote not to abolish the utility.

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