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Jun 22, 2008

Mayor Cook ends violence in Juarez

Who you gonna call? G-O-D! At the request of Mayor John Cook a news release this Sunday from the El Pasoans for Jesus stated- ‘They’re going to have hell to pay’, when referring to those causing violence in our sister city of Juarez.

“You fuck with Juarez, you fuck with God. Simple as that,” Mayor Cook said while leaving church Sunday grasping his guitar shaped bible. It is still unknown why Mayor Cook felt the need to involve the Almighty, yet there is hope that the storm water fee can also be assessed upon those across the border. He ended by saying, “We will pray our asses off for them.”

-Avocadoan Staff

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