You Voted Your Little Hearts Out
Funny things occur on primary election night in El Paso, Texas. Let’s name a few. A dud, yes a dud named Larry Medina, received 10% of the votes even after he tried removing his name from the ballot and wanted out of the race. Gilbert Sanchez, another dud who has been named in the biggest corruption scandal in El Paso’s history ransacked his race and is taking it to a runoff. Seriously, El Pasoans, and you want people in Austin to pay attention to us? If Norma Favela can’t beat him we’re moving to Juarez. Nobody should get in Veronica Escobar’s way. Jaime O, your Leprechaun butt is gonna get cooked. David K got his ass whipped by a Mickey-D’s lovin’ briefcase losing career politician. Expect a blog post on that in the morning. Norma Chavez couldn’t be beat, so we kept hearing. Naomi Gonzalez has her crying on her ice sculptures and bevo burgers. Antonio “Tony” San Roman, the “Cuuuulero” chants can’t be louder for you tonight. We’d like to end this by saying, “Leave Theresa ALOOOOONE!!!!”
-Avocadoan Staff
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