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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Gay Man Scorned

That is what the legendary Chico's Tacos may have to fear. As the gay community in El Paso has made efforts to make its presence felt, an incident at Chico's may have started a whole new ballgame. Since El Paso isn't homophobic enough, security guards at El Paso's beloved taco chain and the police department may have provided a reminder. While Chico's is staying mum, the El Paso Police Department is ...

New Entertainment Publication Hits El Paso

The following is from our friend at The El Paso Project, LLC: POSH Scene magazine is the readers' entertainment magazine of choice for the city of El Paso. This free publication will target local residents, business professionals, and tourists. You can pick up your guide to entertainment and lifestyle in El Paso at: Cortez Bldg: 310 N. Mesa Monster Sound Bubble Gum Rulis Restaurant: 310 N. Mesa HB electronics Barragans Salon G2: ...

EPMG Calls Out Anti-Downtown El Pasoans

At what could have been confused for a Paso del Norte Group meeting, El Paso Media Group celebrated the "newly redesigned El Pasoan, "a free, 32-page glossy magazine that boasts quality content about Downtown El Paso and has been branded 'The Voice of Downtown.'” "As far as we know, nobody had claimed that title yet, 'the voice of Downtown,' so we said, 'Fuck it. It's ours,'" ...

“The F— Did Jou Yust Say About My Seester?!”

Big props to Gus over at the Times for this tidbit. So you don't have to bother clicking the link, somebody used Juarez as a negative reference and some bystanders got offended. The lady compared the scene of her neighborhood near Three Legged Monkey & Wet Ultra Lounge to Juarez: according to Gus the lady "basically said that the noise, trash and drunken behavior have become ...

El Paso’s Social Scene: The Rise of the Douchebag

If you go out to places like Cincinnati Street and Union Plaza, you have probably seen them. There is no clear definition for them (after reading this article, browse sites such as EP Nightlife and In the 915 for countless examples). When spotting one, it is like the courts defined porn: you'll know it when you see it. I am talking about the douchebag, and ...

LV Resurgence

I'm a lifelong resident of the Lower Valley, aside from 4 years away at college. Since I came back to El Paso I have flirted with the idea of moving to Central or Downtown, but have remained in the Valley. I love the Lower Valley. Aside from Mr. EH, our current Council Representative, I think this part of town has a lot to offer, it ...

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