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Juarez Bars, from the Torta-slingin’ Strip to EP

There is a few bars that some of us at The 'Cadoan frequented in our youthful days, those bars were in Juarez of course; when we were still too young to drink in El Paso. We are starting to notice something, though. A few of these bars with the same names are opening in El Paso. We do not dare try to find out if the original ...

This Is Just Too Gay

Couldn't come up with a better title, some ideas were: Gays Need Someone Who is Gay to Speak on Their Behalf Non-Gays Really Letting Their Gay Hair Down In the meantime, two new bridges have now been built to cross between the US and Mexico.  One on the west side and one in the Riverside HS area.  Half of the lanes are closed.  People overwhelmingly agree, they'd rather not care about ...

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Gay Man Scorned

That is what the legendary Chico's Tacos may have to fear. As the gay community in El Paso has made efforts to make its presence felt, an incident at Chico's may have started a whole new ballgame. Since El Paso isn't homophobic enough, security guards at El Paso's beloved taco chain and the police department may have provided a reminder. While Chico's is staying mum, the El Paso Police Department is ...

Castro’s Last Gasp and The MelinaMobile

Ex-Rep, Melina Castro, had one more trick up her thong. These billboards were strategically placed around the Northeast last Friday, a day before the runoff, after news broke that Luther Jones and Gilbert Sanchez had been indicted. The famed MelinaMobile, in all it's glory. -Avocadoan Staff

Pickett Hits It; Does Not Quit It

From: link Somebody has been passing more than laws. -Staff

Cacamole 5/27/2009: Capitol “Hills” and Gay People

Our apologies for the constipation. In an attempt to mimic Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag/Pratt of MTV's The Hills, there is drama brewing on Capitol Hill. Reps. Marisa Marquez and Norma "I finally graduated college" Chavez are apparently feuding. The use of extremely shitty typing in the text message might be Chavez's attempt at dumbing down (or possibly up) to show her constituents she is just like them. ...

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