Aug 26, 2008
By now, you have probably read it on Newspaper Tree. In case you haven't and don't feel like boring yourself to death, David K. wrote a piece for the Tree giving a blow by blow (no pun intended) on the whole Republican takeover that went down at KHRO. In case you're REALLY behind, conservative capo Greg Freyermuth took Paul Strelzin's morning slot, Paul Strelzin got moved ...
Aug 23, 2008
Representative Silvestre Reyes has ordered ICE to utilize all known resources to begin the process of freeing stray pit-bulls from El Paso Animal Services. An antelope and crane were found dead at the El Paso Zoo early last week. The captured group of pit-bulls could have been responsible for the killings. Zoo spokeswoman Liz Kern explained, "The animals dug under a chain link fence, they then jumped over ...
Aug 7, 2008
Avocadoan.com's latest study shows that El Paso's crappiest TV News station-KDBC (citation:Worst of El Paso 2008) has one more thing to be proud of. Yes, beating Rick Cabrera and KVIA in a drag race was great, but this is far more important to KDBC. Today, scientific facts show that Nichole Ayoub is El Paso's most bangable local news personality. A total of 37 votes were ...
Aug 5, 2008
Now you can actually view and fly around the streets in our city. You might have seen some cars with those funny looking cameras strapped to the top of them in the past months. This is what they were for.
Click here.
Maybe now we can find out where exactly Melina Castro lives. Wait, it does not extend into Mexico. D'oh!
A popular hangout for our future ...
Aug 4, 2008
Underage drinking and curfew violations were handed out in Canutillo this weekend after kids failed to flee a keg party when Sheriff's deputies busted in. "Those lazy bastards don't even give us a chase anymore. It's as if they don't care or have lost all their desire to be a drunken teenager in El Paso. The blame can possibly be put on their parents, the ...
Aug 2, 2008
Just when you thought the Catholic priest sex scandal was over, Kevin Courtney of EPISO tried to make Rep. Steve Ortega the next victim.
As reported by Newspaper Tree, Courtney used Rep. Ortega as bait in a ploy to increase the amount of funding EPISO receives from the City. According to an e-mail Courtney accidentally sent to Rep. Ortega, Courtney tried enticing Father Ed Roden-Lucero into participating in ...