The 'Cadocam, first on the scene, caught a not so popular "hotspot" once named Bourjalais now named Club Liquid on Mesa on fire this afternoon.  The establishment had undergone renovation recently.  We can't tell yet who will claim that this will be ruled fire insurance fraud. Update: Kern Place housewives are flocking to meet firefighters. Pics below: pics submitted by Avocadoan street reporter - Mike Oxlong

With the election over (aside from run-offs) and possibly not feeling the need to be nice, Newspaper Tree has apparently dissed re-elected Rep. Emma Acosta. On their homepage (as seen below), Newspaper Tree mentions all but one winner from Saturday night's election. Maybe beating Lozano is like an adult winning at musical chairs, or getting a medal at the Special Olympics.

Wazzzup, homies? This is your boy, Nacho the Vato, coming at ya, from the 915. One thing about Chuco Town is how far we can be in terms of technology. Even that white boy from Newspaper Tree barely tried Facebook a few days ago. Well, your boy Nacho is now going to show you how cool technology can be! My lady likes to watch all ...

For the chant, fast forward to 3:31. Rhymes with "frijolero." Also at 9:00, name that drink. Rick Cabrera does his best Jimmy Fallon impersonation throughout. Can you tell that Estela wants to slap him?

Avocadoan cameras captured the following.

As the drug-related violence in Mexico continues to escalate, it seems that the writers of an El Paso-based political commentary and satire site may have fallen victim to the violence. For the past few to several months, Avocadoan.com has lacked new and witty material that became its trademark over a year ago. The only new material on the site in the past few months came from a guest ...