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Reyes and ICE Working to Free Feral Animals

Representative Silvestre Reyes has ordered ICE to utilize all known resources to begin the process of freeing stray pit-bulls from El Paso Animal Services.  An antelope and crane were found dead at the El Paso Zoo early last week.  The captured group of pit-bulls could have been responsible for the killings.  Zoo spokeswoman Liz Kern explained, "The animals dug under a chain link fence, they then jumped over ...

Study: Crappy Station has a great Ass-et

Avocadoan.com's latest study shows that El Paso's crappiest TV News station-KDBC (citation:Worst of El Paso 2008) has one more thing to be proud of. Yes, beating Rick Cabrera and KVIA in a drag race was great, but this is far more important to KDBC. Today, scientific facts show that Nichole Ayoub is El Paso's most bangable local news personality. A total of 37 votes were ...

Google Maps Releases Street View for EP

Now you can actually view and fly around the streets in our city. You might have seen some cars with those funny looking cameras strapped to the top of them in the past months. This is what they were for. Click here. Maybe now we can find out where exactly Melina Castro lives. Wait, it does not extend into Mexico. D'oh! A popular hangout for our future ...

Not fleeing an EP keg party, sign of the times?

Underage drinking and curfew violations were handed out in Canutillo this weekend after kids failed to flee a keg party when Sheriff's deputies busted in. "Those lazy bastards don't even give us a chase anymore. It's as if they don't care or have lost all their desire to be a drunken teenager in El Paso. The blame can possibly be put on their parents, the ...

EPISO Tries Getting One More Little Boy Molested by a Catholic Preist

Just when you thought the Catholic priest sex scandal was over, Kevin Courtney of EPISO tried to make Rep. Steve Ortega the next victim. As reported by Newspaper Tree, Courtney used Rep. Ortega as bait in a ploy to increase the amount of funding EPISO receives from the City. According to an e-mail Courtney accidentally sent to Rep. Ortega, Courtney tried enticing Father Ed Roden-Lucero into participating in ...

Tips to avoid getting Parra’d

Yeah, we know he's involved in a lot more with all the public corruption in town, but what the hell. We want to help you avoid those sneaky obscenity and porn charges. Let the rest sort itself out. Tell Xavier, Thom, Kyan, and Carson that your work email is strictly for work purposes only.  "Pigs at the Trough," "Gay Dad and Son Sex," and "Bondage Muscle Daddy" ...

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