Our apologies for the constipation. In an attempt to mimic Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag/Pratt of MTV's The Hills, there is drama brewing on Capitol Hill. Reps. Marisa Marquez and Norma "I finally graduated college" Chavez are apparently feuding. The use of extremely shitty typing in the text message might be Chavez's attempt at dumbing down (or possibly up) to show her constituents she is just like them. ...

With the election over (aside from run-offs) and possibly not feeling the need to be nice, Newspaper Tree has apparently dissed re-elected Rep. Emma Acosta. On their homepage (as seen below), Newspaper Tree mentions all but one winner from Saturday night's election. Maybe beating Lozano is like an adult winning at musical chairs, or getting a medal at the Special Olympics.

Throughout the history of rap music, a good beef has always been an attention-getter. No, we are not talking about the kind of beef you wrap in a butter-soaked tortilla and consume every morning. We are talking about the beef that has produced such hits as "Ether" and "Takeover" from Nas and Jay-Z, respectively, but has also ended in the deaths of Tupac Shakur and Notorious ...

By now, you've probably heard that ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" will be coming to the Sun City, sending West Side housewives and male patrons of The Percolator into a frenzy. And just last night, ABC featured an local international Port of Entry on "Homeland Security USA." What you may NOT have heard, is that a THIRD ABC show will be filming in the Sun City. ABC's ...

"I'm still trying to take it in...Man, last place." Those were some of the few words a staffer of Avocadoan.com was able to mutter after the El Paso Times released its Best of the Border results for best blogger. "I just can't fuckin' believe it. This must be how Dee Margo felt after losing to Moody. The first thought that goes through your head is, "I ...

In order to appreciate and better understand this satire, please read Rich Wright's Segundo. It was just after work, on a Friday afternoon. I stopped at Ale House thinking I might play some pool. As this was my first time here, I sat near the middle of the bar to scope things out. "How can I help you," the bartender asked. "What do you recommend?" "Landshark is the popular beer ...