"I'm still trying to take it in...Man, last place." Those were some of the few words a staffer of Avocadoan.com was able to mutter after the El Paso Times released its Best of the Border results for best blogger. "I just can't fuckin' believe it. This must be how Dee Margo felt after losing to Moody. The first thought that goes through your head is, "I ...

In order to appreciate and better understand this satire, please read Rich Wright's Segundo. It was just after work, on a Friday afternoon. I stopped at Ale House thinking I might play some pool. As this was my first time here, I sat near the middle of the bar to scope things out. "How can I help you," the bartender asked. "What do you recommend?" "Landshark is the popular beer ...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=el+paso Couple of excerpts, first the bullshit: A crumbling metropolis spread over two countries, actually El Paso/Juarez, with some of the finest women and hottest food in the country. Lots of strip joints, low violent crime rate, very cheap weed, and one angry fucking cracker named Scott Durbin who's tired of motherfuckers talking shit about his home. Bob, what did you do when you saw the hitch hikers in Mexico? I El ...

Recent population surveys have shown that Austin has experienced a surge in young people from El Paso who have relocated to the area. Austin is feeling the impact of the supposed "brain drain" that has caused some of El Paso's young cosmopolitans (YoCo's) to move to the city that offers more job opportunities, a better art scene, and IKEA. Although the El Paso movement is nothing new, ...

If you live in El Paso, you might be getting a mixture of one of these forwarded messages. I'll type out the two of them I received in the past hour. Juarez cartel sent msg to kfox to tell them that ppl should stay out of juarez bcause there is going to be a blood bath! This weekend! FW: Msg: Deadly massacre planed in Juarez this weekend DON'T GO ...

As anyone who went to the Hillary Clinton rally at the Don Haskins Center a couple of months ago saw, Rep. Silvestre Reyes (D) has an uncanny ability to switch between English & Spanish while speaking and tends to insert unnecessary j's in front of u's. This led the editors of this site to believe that when writing correspondence, Rep. Reyes writes a letter himself, and that ...