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“Watchame, gente! I’m on Tweeeeeeter!!” Special to the Avocadoan

Wazzzup, homies? This is your boy, Nacho the Vato, coming at ya, from the 915. One thing about Chuco Town is how far we can be in terms of technology. Even that white boy from Newspaper Tree barely tried Facebook a few days ago. Well, your boy Nacho is now going to show you how cool technology can be! My lady likes to watch all ...

Joe Olvera to Receive Chicano Lifetime Achievement Award

Press Release from Del Pueblo Press, Inc. For more information, contact: Reyes Mata III, owner Del Pueblo Press, Inc., lead organizer of the tribute and founder/sponsor of the Chicano Lifetime Achievement Award. (915) 999-1460; pueblo@reach.com Del Pueblo Press, Inc., Centro De Salud Familiar La Fe, the City of El Paso, Border Roots Chicano reggae and the distinguished panel of El Pasoans will pay tribute to Joe Olvera with The Chicano ...

What’s Wrong With Wanting A “Gainfully Employed” Woman?

The following piece was submitted to us in response to Patricia Martinez's October 30 column in Newspaper Tree. First of all, yeah, I said it. I said that my compadres and I would only talk to women who are "gainfully employed." That's how we roll. Secondly, why you hatin'? Now, sorry to scare your prima. Maybe someday we will cross paths again. You seem to have an issue with ...

So you wanna see a fireworks display this Friday

Happy Independence Day Americans, and Mexicans. Now here's a short list of where you can go to watch a fireworks display in town: Cohen Stadium - after Diablos Baseball game Wet n' Wild Waterworld - show starts in the evening Chamizal National Park - Music Under the Stars, El Paso Symphony Orchestra Performs first. Western Playland - show starts in the evening Ascarate Park? They've had displays in the past, unsure ...

Out and about this weekend

With so much going on this weekend, I thought I’d focus on a few gems. KLAQ Street Fest is going down Friday and Saturday, Downtown El Paso. You can’t go wrong with either day, whether it be classic rock or modern rock, you will be satisfied. Some of the main acts include Joan Jett, Foghat, Alterbridge, Shinedown, and Endeverafter. I’d also like to point out that ...

The Avocadoan’s Guide to Avoiding the Drug War Spillover

In case you haven't heard, the drug violence in Juarez is about to cross the Rio like an illegal immigrant. That being the case, your friends here at The Avocadoan have put together a guide to help you avoid being an innocent bystander. We have compiled a list of safe spots and spots to avoid. Stay safe (besides, if you die we have one less ...

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