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Flaunting Progressive Slant, Newspaper Tree Home Page Disses Acosta

With the election over (aside from run-offs) and possibly not feeling the need to be nice, Newspaper Tree has apparently dissed re-elected Rep. Emma Acosta. On their homepage (as seen below), Newspaper Tree mentions all but one winner from Saturday night's election. Maybe beating Lozano is like an adult winning at musical chairs, or getting a medal at the Special Olympics.

Melina Castro Supporters throw out Classic EP Chant

For the chant, fast forward to 3:31. Rhymes with "frijolero." Also at 9:00, name that drink. Rick Cabrera does his best Jimmy Fallon impersonation throughout. Can you tell that Estela wants to slap him?

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El Paso Goes for ABC Trifecta

By now, you've probably heard that ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" will be coming to the Sun City, sending West Side housewives and male patrons of The Percolator into a frenzy. And just last night, ABC featured an local international Port of Entry on "Homeland Security USA." What you may NOT have heard, is that a THIRD ABC show will be filming in the Sun City. ABC's ...

Next Local Election to Be A War Between Generations

The lines have been drawn and certain people have made fools of themselves. Jamie O. Perez, dishing on his recent breakup from County Judge Anthony "Fuck the Times" Cobos (yes, El Paso's longest running bromance has come to an end), declared on KVIA that "El Paso is a town divided, and Cobos is trying to bring everyone together." The division has been somewhat apparent over the last few ...

City Council to Discuss Anti-Newspaper Tree Resolution

Two of the most powerful forces in El Paso may be on a collision course: Mayor John "Iron Fist" Cook and El Paso's own P. Diddy of media, Keith Mahar. Lately, our friends at Newspaper Tree (NT) have been posting articles that discuss the "politics of pornography," including one about a film from our friends at Hustler that parodies Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin. Exposing El Paso to ...

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