avocadoan.com

Avatar

Still taking over, but now avocadoan.com

City Council to Discuss Anti-Newspaper Tree Resolution

Two of the most powerful forces in El Paso may be on a collision course: Mayor John "Iron Fist" Cook and El Paso's own P. Diddy of media, Keith Mahar. Lately, our friends at Newspaper Tree (NT) have been posting articles that discuss the "politics of pornography," including one about a film from our friends at Hustler that parodies Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin. Exposing El Paso to ...

EPISO Tries Getting One More Little Boy Molested by a Catholic Preist

Just when you thought the Catholic priest sex scandal was over, Kevin Courtney of EPISO tried to make Rep. Steve Ortega the next victim. As reported by Newspaper Tree, Courtney used Rep. Ortega as bait in a ploy to increase the amount of funding EPISO receives from the City. According to an e-mail Courtney accidentally sent to Rep. Ortega, Courtney tried enticing Father Ed Roden-Lucero into participating in ...

Residents Outraged by Council Dropping Pool Ordinance

As reported, City Council, namely Rep. O'Rourke, realized that a proposed ordinance regulating barriers around swimming pools at homes with children under 6 (or maybe 5 or 4, who gives a shit at this point?) was almost as bad an idea as telling the camera guy at City Council meetings that he can't put the camera on Rep. Castro. "I'm so glad this whole thing is over. ...

Avocadoan Exclusive: Rep. Quintana Blows Bus Driver

Let's start at the beginning: a while back there was an event attended by Rep. Rachel Quintana and ex-Rep. Lozano's former assistant Mayela Mejia, who currently runs the District 3 office and ran against Rep. Quintana last spring for the District 5 seat. A male, identified only as an employee of Sun Metro, accompanied Ms. Mejia to the event. At one point throughout the evening, Ms. ...

“Whooooa, relax. Put the petition down slowly.”

In case you have not heard, it looks like some people are responding to a comment on this site about people who just piss and moan about their elected officials and express their desire to sign a fictitious petition. Now, it seems that petition may become a reality. In the comments section of the article linked above, you have several examples of would-be signers. Meanwhile, a site ...

“The F— Did Jou Yust Say About My Seester?!”

Big props to Gus over at the Times for this tidbit. So you don't have to bother clicking the link, somebody used Juarez as a negative reference and some bystanders got offended. The lady compared the scene of her neighborhood near Three Legged Monkey & Wet Ultra Lounge to Juarez: according to Gus the lady "basically said that the noise, trash and drunken behavior have become ...

Next,

Before you go,

DON'T.

Take our Poll

  • Straight ticket voting,

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

Our Flickr (Random)