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“The F— Did Jou Yust Say About My Seester?!”

Big props to Gus over at the Times for this tidbit. So you don't have to bother clicking the link, somebody used Juarez as a negative reference and some bystanders got offended. The lady compared the scene of her neighborhood near Three Legged Monkey & Wet Ultra Lounge to Juarez: according to Gus the lady "basically said that the noise, trash and drunken behavior have become ...

El Paso’s Latest Scandal: Tacogate

As you may have learned from a previous post, Morris Pittle of Two Ton Creativity has been tasked with "branding" El Paso for the past year. This branding included a nice contract for Mr. Pittle, who was also part of the El Paso Expatriate Project and rolls with the likes of of Reps. Byrd, Ortega, & O' Rourke. As the script usually goes, the Jaime Perez crew questioned ...

The Steve-O Recall

I hear more and more people calling for recalls to certain city council reps, especially today on KHRO. People want Steve-O recalled. I see their points, they feel they are being taxed out of their homes. More fees here and there. Blah, blah. Until voters come out and VOTE, they will not be respected. That's the bottom line. A tremendous 3% ...

Alas, Someone Who Understands Government

While opposing the federal government's anti-immigration policy, particularly that of building a wall along the border, has been all the rage around here, one man has finally broken from that trend. While the majority of Commissioners Court supported a resolution from the Border Network for Human Rights to denounce enforcement of federal immigration laws, Commissioner Haggerty seems to be aware of the fact that he is part ...

Avocadoan Exclusive: Rep. Reyes Responds to Tolling the Free Bridge

As anyone who went to the Hillary Clinton rally at the Don Haskins Center a couple of months ago saw, Rep. Silvestre Reyes (D) has an uncanny ability to switch between English & Spanish while speaking and tends to insert unnecessary j's in front of u's. This led the editors of this site to believe that when writing correspondence, Rep. Reyes writes a letter himself, and that ...

I Thought I Only Agreed to Take a Survey

If you participated in the El Paso Expatriates Project, chances are you received an e-mail a few days ago from Villescas Research, Media & Instruction. In case you didn't know, Villescas is also running for the District 3 seat on City Council vacated by Jose Alejandro Lozano. I wonder what he did with the cowboy hat. So, several people received an e-mail containing campaign material from a ...

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