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Reasons to Drink 4/6-4/12

Good: Some O'Doul's for the Del Valle boys soccer team! Good job on becoming State Champs for the second time in four years, gentlemen. We brought some for you, too, Socorro Bulldogs Baseball. Congrats on being ranked 18th in the nation. Here's to you, Natasha Lacy & Izabella Piekarska for being drafted into the WNBA, and a great season from the Lady Minders overall. Pour some for the U.S. Women's ...

Reasons to Drink 3/30-4/5

Good: Over 1,000 people earned their U.S. citizenship. These people became citizens LEGALLY. Here's to you! Job opportunities. While the unemployment rate on this side of the border keeps creeping higher, the youth in El Paso have new option: serving as drug mules. With the escalating violence in J-town be resulting in lower workforce retention, the cartels have been buying help wanted ads hoping to add ...

Reasons to Drink! 3/23 - 3/29

Good: Apparently the County has an extra $23 million in revenue it did not anticipate. Could it be all the bribe money was just put into the County's accounts? City Council did not take on any new enemies this week. In all fairness, several other institutions have taken the feds to court on the border fence issue. In fact, UT Brownsville won a legal battle against the ...

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