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Not fleeing an EP keg party, sign of the times?

Underage drinking and curfew violations were handed out in Canutillo this weekend after kids failed to flee a keg party when Sheriff's deputies busted in. "Those lazy bastards don't even give us a chase anymore. It's as if they don't care or have lost all their desire to be a drunken teenager in El Paso. The blame can possibly be put on their parents, the ...

EPISO Tries Getting One More Little Boy Molested by a Catholic Preist

Just when you thought the Catholic priest sex scandal was over, Kevin Courtney of EPISO tried to make Rep. Steve Ortega the next victim. As reported by Newspaper Tree, Courtney used Rep. Ortega as bait in a ploy to increase the amount of funding EPISO receives from the City. According to an e-mail Courtney accidentally sent to Rep. Ortega, Courtney tried enticing Father Ed Roden-Lucero into participating in ...

Tips to avoid getting Parra’d

Yeah, we know he's involved in a lot more with all the public corruption in town, but what the hell. We want to help you avoid those sneaky obscenity and porn charges. Let the rest sort itself out. Tell Xavier, Thom, Kyan, and Carson that your work email is strictly for work purposes only.  "Pigs at the Trough," "Gay Dad and Son Sex," and "Bondage Muscle Daddy" ...

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In order to appreciate and better understand this satire, please read Rich Wright's Segundo. It was just after work, on a Friday afternoon. I stopped at Ale House thinking I might play some pool. As this was my first time here, I sat near the middle of the bar to scope things out. "How can I help you," the bartender asked. "What do you recommend?" "Landshark is the popular beer ...

EPMG Calls Out Anti-Downtown El Pasoans

At what could have been confused for a Paso del Norte Group meeting, El Paso Media Group celebrated the "newly redesigned El Pasoan, "a free, 32-page glossy magazine that boasts quality content about Downtown El Paso and has been branded 'The Voice of Downtown.'” "As far as we know, nobody had claimed that title yet, 'the voice of Downtown,' so we said, 'Fuck it. It's ours,'" ...

Because “the economy” excuse is not working anymore…

Here’s some FREE concert events: The Rudolph Chev/Honda 2008 Live Music Series at The State Line Taking place every Wednesday at 8pm, 1222 Sunland Park Drive. All customers (or attendees) are asked to make a food or monetary donation to the West Texas Food Bank (which by the way is not one of the four charities that didn’t meet standards here in ep, so feel free to donate away). The Line Up ...

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