Ex-Rep, Melina Castro, had one more trick up her thong. These billboards were strategically placed around the Northeast last Friday, a day before the runoff, after news broke that Luther Jones and Gilbert Sanchez had been indicted. The famed MelinaMobile, in all it's glory. -Avocadoan Staff

From: link Somebody has been passing more than laws. -Staff

Local photography studio Pixy Studios will be hosting four free events through June and July at 309 E. Franklin, 79901. Receive a free gift at each event; RSVP is recommended. June 13: Mini-Fashion Shoot for 2010 Seniors June 27: "Trash the Dress;" wear a formal dress and trash it July 11: "Baby Cakes;" Bring you children 6 and under to have some fun with an extra large cupcake July 25: "In ...

Our apologies for the constipation. In an attempt to mimic Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag/Pratt of MTV's The Hills, there is drama brewing on Capitol Hill. Reps. Marisa Marquez and Norma "I finally graduated college" Chavez are apparently feuding. The use of extremely shitty typing in the text message might be Chavez's attempt at dumbing down (or possibly up) to show her constituents she is just like them. ...

The 'Cadocam, first on the scene, caught a not so popular "hotspot" once named Bourjalais now named Club Liquid on Mesa on fire this afternoon.  The establishment had undergone renovation recently.  We can't tell yet who will claim that this will be ruled fire insurance fraud. Update: Kern Place housewives are flocking to meet firefighters. Pics below: pics submitted by Avocadoan street reporter - Mike Oxlong

With the election over (aside from run-offs) and possibly not feeling the need to be nice, Newspaper Tree has apparently dissed re-elected Rep. Emma Acosta. On their homepage (as seen below), Newspaper Tree mentions all but one winner from Saturday night's election. Maybe beating Lozano is like an adult winning at musical chairs, or getting a medal at the Special Olympics.