Wazzzup, homies? This is your boy, Nacho the Vato, coming at ya, from the 915. One thing about Chuco Town is how far we can be in terms of technology. Even that white boy from Newspaper Tree barely tried Facebook a few days ago. Well, your boy Nacho is now going to show you how cool technology can be! My lady likes to watch all ...

For the chant, fast forward to 3:31. Rhymes with "frijolero." Also at 9:00, name that drink. Rick Cabrera does his best Jimmy Fallon impersonation throughout. Can you tell that Estela wants to slap him?

After pissing off a bunch of El Pasoans, aspiring professional dancer Mayo Alanen has attempted to make peace with the city whose residents felt dissed last week. In an interview with a blogger from The El Paso Times, Mayo proclaimed his El Paso pride. This serves as evidence of the increasing importance of the Hispanic vote.  After completing the interview, Times employees were heard snickering, "Those ...

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Rumor has it that the race for District 3 may have a late entry. Sources from the Lozano campaign have whispered that Mr. Lozano's mustache will attempt to file a late petition for candidacy. "The 'stache was just tired of Lozano's antics." El Pasoans watching Tuesday's "Dancing with the Stars" results show were anxious to see a fellow El Pasoan compete for a gig as a professional ...

Emma Acosta (District 3 Incumbent) has now threatened to challenge Alejandro Lozano's (challenger) citizenship in retaliation to Lozano's original residency dispute.  We called Mr. Lozano and he regretfully said, "I am no longer going to shallenge Rep. Acosta." A poll of a few people shows that the lack of good looking individuals running for office will keep the voting numbers low this time around, lower than usual. After beefing with ...